So many of the “How to write a novel” books contain a warning label, “as an inexperienced and newby novelist, what ever you do…NEVER EVER EVER write a novel in first person. Then the books drone on and on describing the insurmountable difficulties that will come with this viewpoint.
With this wisdom, every novel attempt of mine has been in third person. Writing the life and experiences of this complete stranger, trying to care how she takes her coffee or how she is insecure because her dog doesn’t love her.
But in the end, I feel nothing for this flat uninteresting character.
Ok, so there, I admit it…I am a narcissist!
I’m self absorbed and only care about my point of view! So with this, I will attempt the unthinkable first person and then maybe just maybe my writing will go from suckish to “hey that’s not completely awful.”
And maybe when I’m done, I’ll switch it to third person to protect the innocent.